Season: Summer 2019 Location: Pensacola, FL Remember when I said I dumped the dating site and I still had a few leads I exchanged information with before… Read more “Mr. Must Be 25 to Ride”
Category: Is chivalry dead
Mr. Submarine
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Pensacola, FL Since my life has not been flavorful enough, and I struck out with so many military guys in a row, 7… Read more “Mr. Submarine”
Mermaids Must Refrain From Sandcastles
Fall of ’19 with a reflection in Spring of ’22 I thought I was being open-minded, but I was really being stupid. Purposely going for guys painfully out… Read more “Mermaids Must Refrain From Sandcastles”
Best Friend Nano Series: Need Some Salt for Your Lemons?
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Downtown Pensacola This one isn’t even about the momentary guy…. maybe it never has been. Another double trouble night ahead, we drank our… Read more “Best Friend Nano Series: Need Some Salt for Your Lemons?”
Mr. Same Song Different Chorus
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Panama City Beach, FL Will I ever learn with musicians? How many times can I get burned from the same fire?But this one… Read more “Mr. Same Song Different Chorus”
Mr. Pull and Mr. Middle Finger
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Pensacola, FL Look. I can take a joke; my humor can twinkle with Disney princesses and then grungy and raunchy in two blinks.… Read more “Mr. Pull and Mr. Middle Finger”
Mr. Hot Diggity Cat
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Pensacola, FL No room for Hot Diggity Dog here…. This guy is more like a cat: open to attention only when it suits… Read more “Mr. Hot Diggity Cat”
Mr. Vantrapp
It was the summer of sixty– I mean, 2019. Season: Summer 2019 Location: Navarre Beach, FL No, he didn’t have 7 children. No, he doesn’t detest music…… Read more “Mr. Vantrapp”
If you didn’t want it, why’d you put a ring on it?
Season: Summer 2019 Location: All-over-the-country There’s an obscene number of married guys that have hit me up both online and in person. My initial reaction was “what… Read more “If you didn’t want it, why’d you put a ring on it?”
What’s your type…. of sweet?
I hate to break it to you, but….. we all have a type.There’s no rebuttal that you say like, ‘I don’t care what the neighbors say.’‘I never liked… Read more “What’s your type…. of sweet?”
Dates and Cakes 