News Flash: Your Dick Pics Are NEVER Warranted When did it become kosher to send a girl a dick pic? I’m not talking about an intimate conversation… Read more “Over-inflated Cockiness: The Tale of Endless Dick Pics”
Ri-dick-ulous Picture Lust
Never once did I ask to seeAn uncensored pic of your D.Should’ve known that your persistenceWould inevitably reveal your business.You could hardly call it flirting;Solely conversation perverting.That… Read more “Ri-dick-ulous Picture Lust”
755 WORDS IN UNDER 365 DAYS FROM GUYS IN PURSUIT TEXTED TO YOURS TRULY
Ever heard a compliment that sounded a little rehearsed? Well, have I got a blog post for you!!
Mr. Political
He wants to get political POLITICAL! Scene opens and some horrible playlist of an array of slow-beat, no-name music blared through a high-definition set of speakers. Kind… Read more “Mr. Political”
R is for Reading His Text Messages
Reading his text messages… Did he REALLY just say that while I’m sitting inches away from him? No, I’m not some crazy girl with trust issues as… Read more “R is for Reading His Text Messages”
Temporary
I’ve got you captured behind my lensHow long I’ll keep you? Kinda dependsMaybe till fruition, maybe till tomorrowFor this moment here is one I will borrowWithout permission… Read more “Temporary”
Weekend Date Material
Location: Charleston, South Carolina Season: Spring 2017 He wasn’t weekend date material. You know, the type of guy you want to peruse the farmer’s market with, with your… Read more “Weekend Date Material”
