Season: Summer of ‘019 (sounds almost as cool as ’69 if you sing it) Location: Pensacola, Fl This boy’s shoelaces must be untied, because he tripped all… Read more “Mr. Two Step Trippin”
Tag: dates
Mr. High-maintenance Insurance
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Orange Beach, AL Bras strung like Christmas lights beaming proudly weeks into the new year, country twang in the air, and the sound… Read more “Mr. High-maintenance Insurance”
CoNsId3rA+i0n
Location: Charleston, SC Season: lost in translation Winter 2019 Is this word a fisad? Some strange combination of consonants and vowels with numbers randomly thrown in? I’ve… Read more “CoNsId3rA+i0n”
Mr. Pink Sprinkles
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Mobile, Alabama I tend to shy away from writing about the good ones because I fear there will be less of use. I… Read more “Mr. Pink Sprinkles”
Mermaids Must Refrain From Sandcastles
Fall of ’19 with a reflection in Spring of ’22 I thought I was being open-minded, but I was really being stupid. Purposely going for guys painfully out… Read more “Mermaids Must Refrain From Sandcastles”
Best Friend Nano Series: Need Some Salt for Your Lemons?
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Downtown Pensacola This one isn’t even about the momentary guy…. maybe it never has been. Another double trouble night ahead, we drank our… Read more “Best Friend Nano Series: Need Some Salt for Your Lemons?”
Good or Bye? I’d Say the Ladder
Sequel to “Mr. Shoots and Ladders” When playing with Shoots and Ladders, I should have exercised caution…. PART ONEBefore starting the finale of Mr. Shoots and Ladders,… Read more “Good or Bye? I’d Say the Ladder”
Miss Glass Slipper
Location: Downtown Pensacola Season: Summer 2019 This story is the epitome of why I’m single. BAHA I WISH this was fiction, but like all other posts on… Read more “Miss Glass Slipper”
Curve–
Location: Seville (not Spain) in Pensacola, FL Season: Summer 2019 Remember my emphasis on how small of a town Pensacola is? Remember Mr. Roadtrip Rascal? Well, he’s… Read more “Curve–”
Mr. Shoots and Ladders
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Pensacola, FL Is it sad that my dating experiences have corrupted my hope in new dates? What could I possibly mean by that?… Read more “Mr. Shoots and Ladders”