Maybe I was tired of waiting for them to come to me. Maybe I sought a little holiday fling. Maybe I wanted to test the stamina on… Read more “Nearing Approach”
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Mr. Sit Down
Location: Pensacola, FL​Season: Fall 2019 Is it sad that I am so aroused by men I meet in real life instead of from a mutually drunk swipe … Read more “Mr. Sit Down”
Mr. Submarine
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Pensacola, FL Since my life has not been flavorful enough, and I struck out with so many military guys in a row, 7… Read more “Mr. Submarine”
Sharing Some Dirty Laundry
Summer ’19 in Pcola, FL This round of online dating is brought to you by this shirt found in my laundry from a mystery owner. Between my… Read more “Sharing Some Dirty Laundry”
Mr. Night Light
Location: Somewhere on a dim screen Season: Summer 2019 The stars may come out at night, but so do the strange and painfully not funny…. The boy… Read more “Mr. Night Light”
Mr. Road trip Rascal
Location: NOLA Season: Summer 2019 The traveler in me was indulged by this tall bottle of water. He was so skinny, I possibly could have broke him… Read more “Mr. Road trip Rascal”
Mr. Desserted
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Pensacola, Fl After our magical date to Aladdin, he sent me these series of messages: So after a great date and receiving messages… Read more “Mr. Desserted”
Mr. Desserted
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Pensacola, Fl He was hott. Smoking hott. Tall enough to climb, well-versed with travel, a water and mountain enthusiast, and mysterious. He was… Read more “Mr. Desserted”
The Complicated Question
Location: Pensacola, FL Season: Spring 2019 Everyone new I meet asks the ever-popular, “so, where are you from?” And to each of those any inquiries I respond,… Read more “The Complicated Question”
The Shady Bunch
Location: Pensacola, FL Season: Spring 2019 Since dating in Dallas, Charleston, and Spain didn’t seem to be enough, here I am in Pensacola out and about to… Read more “The Shady Bunch”