You’re a fucking shot Insulin or Maker’s Mark An existence to rot Independence gone dark Slid into mystery Muscle memory overtime Tourist of history Which treated you… Read more “Stems Down To”
Category: texting
Mr. Sit Down
Location: Pensacola, FL​Season: Fall 2019 Is it sad that I am so aroused by men I meet in real life instead of from a mutually drunk swipe … Read more “Mr. Sit Down”
Hippo-crite
Sequel to Mr. Sprinkles Although phonetics is REALLY is not my strong suit, this is a raw post of my collision of hypocrisy. The animal that came… Read more “Hippo-crite”
CoNsId3rA+i0n
Location: Charleston, SC Season: lost in translation Winter 2019 Is this word a fisad? Some strange combination of consonants and vowels with numbers randomly thrown in? I’ve… Read more “CoNsId3rA+i0n”
Mermaids Must Refrain From Sandcastles
Fall of ’19 with a reflection in Spring of ’22 I thought I was being open-minded, but I was really being stupid. Purposely going for guys painfully out… Read more “Mermaids Must Refrain From Sandcastles”
Sharing Some Dirty Laundry
Summer ’19 in Pcola, FL This round of online dating is brought to you by this shirt found in my laundry from a mystery owner. Between my… Read more “Sharing Some Dirty Laundry”
Mr. MC Hammer
Location: Milton, FL Season: Summer 2019 Our first date was at a neighborhood restaurant, just blocks from my second place of residence in Pensacola (I’m currently in… Read more “Mr. MC Hammer”
Mr. Desserted
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Pensacola, Fl After our magical date to Aladdin, he sent me these series of messages: So after a great date and receiving messages… Read more “Mr. Desserted”
Mr. Desserted
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Pensacola, Fl He was hott. Smoking hott. Tall enough to climb, well-versed with travel, a water and mountain enthusiast, and mysterious. He was… Read more “Mr. Desserted”