Location: Pensacola, FL AND Withernsea, England Season: Summer 2019 You know the saying, “love knows no boundaries?” Well, why can’t the same be true with dating? The… Read more “She’s going the distance…”
Category: humor
Mr. Sit Down
Location: Pensacola, FL​Season: Fall 2019 Is it sad that I am so aroused by men I meet in real life instead of from a mutually drunk swipe … Read more “Mr. Sit Down”
Mr. Parked
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Hotlanta AKA Atlanta, GA There’s something about a new city. It could be the way I’ve never looked at it before. It could… Read more “Mr. Parked”
Hippo-crite
Sequel to Mr. Sprinkles Although phonetics is REALLY is not my strong suit, this is a raw post of my collision of hypocrisy. The animal that came… Read more “Hippo-crite”
Main of Course
Loss of sense and smell, existence feeling further Feeling around for flavor, confidence ground burger Let us try to cope, jarring panic pickled Happiness the hope, immunity… Read more “Main of Course”
Mr. Must Be 25 to Ride
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Pensacola, FL Remember when I said I dumped the dating site and I still had a few leads I exchanged information with before… Read more “Mr. Must Be 25 to Ride”
Mr. Two Step Trippin
Season: Summer of ‘019 (sounds almost as cool as ’69 if you sing it) Location: Pensacola, Fl This boy’s shoelaces must be untied, because he tripped all… Read more “Mr. Two Step Trippin”
Mr. Submarine
Season: Summer 2019 Location: Pensacola, FL Since my life has not been flavorful enough, and I struck out with so many military guys in a row, 7… Read more “Mr. Submarine”
Mermaids Must Refrain From Sandcastles
Fall of ’19 with a reflection in Spring of ’22 I thought I was being open-minded, but I was really being stupid. Purposely going for guys painfully out… Read more “Mermaids Must Refrain From Sandcastles”
Sharing Some Dirty Laundry
Summer ’19 in Pcola, FL This round of online dating is brought to you by this shirt found in my laundry from a mystery owner. Between my… Read more “Sharing Some Dirty Laundry”